PHP: The Cockroach of Programming Languages (And Why That's a Compliment)
After 24 years of PHP development, I've heard every prediction about its death. Here's why those predictions keep failing, and what critics actually get right.
For devs who read man pages... sometimes.

After 24 years of PHP development, I've heard every prediction about its death. Here's why those predictions keep failing, and what critics actually get right.

A deep dive into Doppar — the high-performance PHP framework with native WebSockets, zero-dependency ORM, and 7x faster throughput than typical frameworks. Compared with Laravel and Symfony.

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A deep dive into Doppar — the high-performance PHP framework with native WebSockets, zero-dependency ORM, and 7x faster throughput than typical frameworks. Compared with Laravel and Symfony.

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